There's No Time To Explain #6: Goat (God Of All Texas)
This week, I have a conversation with Goat (God Of All Texas), a musician and street performer in Austin, TX, by way of Ventura, CA, who walks the streets at night, clad in nothing more than a thong, a few bandannas and a flag draped across his back playing music and taking pictures with tourists. In 2013, a video of a backyard performance of his band, G.O.A.T and Your M.O.M., performing the song, "Quack Like A Duck," went viral after being featured as a "Video Breakdown" on Tosh.0. We talk about what it's like to have a video go viral, and the life of an profane musician living the dream. We talk through his Netflix queue and, again, I rail against Chloe Grace Moretz and Goat wonders aloud why girls with huge foreheads don't know about bangs. We explore the possibility of building a porn empire by providing college girls with cigarette money and Goat talks about the movie Ex Machina and gives us his take on sex robots of the future and whether or not they should be programmed to nag you. WARNING: This conversation is very explicit and includes a very frank discussion of one man's (That man being Goat) very particular sexual proclivities. It's definitely not one for the kids. I do my best Dustin Hoffman ala Hook impression and call, "Bad Form!," on Marco Rubio and Black Lives Matter activist Ashley Williams.