This week, I have a conversation with Camilo Alvear, a comedy promoter who produces a weekly comedy open mic, The Glory Hole at the Hong Kong Inn, and regular headline comedy showcases with his partners in the 805 Comedy Underground. Camilo talks about the comedy scene in Ventura and how he built a community of comedians and fans after being banned from the major comedy club in town. Camilo drops a bombshell about his employment status and Brian credits hosting Camilo's 27th Birthday Roast as part of the inspiration to produce this podcast. We extoll the virtues of Karaoke and Camilo does an amazing Jorge Riverol impression. We discuss the effect of El Nino on Ventura's sandy beaches and what the difference is between Ventura and Hawaii. Camilo plots the perfect murder using the items found in my garage. I rant about Donald Trump's lack of core values and how that might be a good thing.
This week, I have a conversation with Goat (God Of All Texas), a musician and street performer in Austin, TX, by way of Ventura, CA, who walks the streets at night, clad in nothing more than a thong, a few bandannas and a flag draped across his back playing music and taking pictures with tourists. In 2013, a video of a backyard performance of his band, G.O.A.T and Your M.O.M., performing the song, "Quack Like A Duck," went viral after being featured as a "Video Breakdown" on Tosh.0. We talk about what it's like to have a video go viral, and the life of an profane musician living the dream. We talk through his Netflix queue and, again, I rail against Chloe Grace Moretz and Goat wonders aloud why girls with huge foreheads don't know about bangs. We explore the possibility of building a porn empire by providing college girls with cigarette money and Goat talks about the movie Ex Machina and gives us his take on sex robots of the future and whether or not they should be programmed to nag you. WARNING: This conversation is very explicit and includes a very frank discussion of one man's (That man being Goat) very particular sexual proclivities. It's definitely not one for the kids. I do my best Dustin Hoffman ala Hook impression and call, "Bad Form!," on Marco Rubio and Black Lives Matter activist Ashley Williams.
This episode I record myself getting a haircut by Kyle Wyner, my hairstylist of over a dozen years. This recording takes place in the very busy Cruz Vincent Salon in midtown Ventura and there is a lot of background noise, but give it a chance. Kyle is a very outgoing and engaging guy who is a familiar face in Ventura. We talk shit about Supercuts, obviously, and then talk about the "Bakersfield Sound" an influential style of country music and what Buck Owens and Korn have in common. Kyle talks about the value of ego over attitude when building confidance. Talk turns to the racial make up in California, the sad plight of Native Americans and why Mexicans grow mustaches. We rave about local music and some of the people that make the Ventura scene unique. Kyle and I fundamentally disagree about Lady Gaga. I rant about Kesha's music contract woes and wonder why we undervalue musical talent in record contracts.
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I have a conversation with Lisa Bean, whom you might be familiar with as Boh Nellis, host of The Spliff Potcast. She’s an advocate for safe, legal access to medical marijuana. We talk about state and local politics and guess at the various reasons why the stigma against marijuana use still exists. We talk about her upbringing with an adoptive family and what it was like to reconnect with her biological mother after many years. Lisa is embarking on a career as a voice over actor and we discuss the ins and outs of her craft. I rant about Chloë Grace Moretz. We talk about the relative dangers of marathon running compared to pot smoking and why people love shoving bacon and cheese down their throats. We play an improv version of the segment, “I’m Not An Expert, But…” and I take a moment to review a blog post I wrote about Donald Trump a few weeks back that suggests he really wants to drop out of the race and wonder if it's still relevant. (Spoiler: I think it is.)
I have a conversation with Julia San Bartolome, three-time winner of Food Network's Cupcake Wars, who happens to be my cousin. We talk about winning and losing Cupcake Wars, her love life and why food is such a personal experience. She talks about who is eye candy in the local band The Army of Freshmen and why the Poseidon Brewing Company is the best in Ventura. We chat about dating in the age of Tinder and our family's idiosyncratic food culture and the supremacy of enchiladas entomatadas. She helps me conceive of a new segment I'll call, "Isn't that the one where..." where she guesses at the plots of movies she hasn't seen. She even coins the word, "catapulyst," Sarah-Palin style (catapult+catalyst, obviously.) I rant about the blowback over the hilarious Bernie vs. Hillary meme and get everybody to calm the fuck down.
But homeboy is engaging in several of my favorite activities tho...
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